The Committee will now take questions

Doodle of Last Resort is an unofficial monetary-policy parody built around Montgomery “Monty” Doodle, a fictional goldendoodle who chairs the equally fictional Federal Treat Reserve. The token is a community memecoin; the actual product is the ongoing joke — inflation reports become the Treat Price Index, central-bank meetings become Federal Open Market Canines meetings, and forward guidance becomes barkward guidance.

No. The project is not affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by or connected to the Federal Reserve System, any Federal Reserve official or family member, Robinhood Markets, Uniswap Labs, Pons or any other organization referenced in its parody. Monty is fictional and not intended to depict any real animal. Anyone claiming an official connection is lying to you.

Treat it as entertainment, not an investment. $DOLR is highly speculative and has no guaranteed value, redemption right, yield, price floor or promised utility. It may lose some or all of its value. The project makes no price predictions and no return promises — anyone promising you gains in $DOLR's name does not speak for the project. Never risk money you cannot afford to lose.

It launched on 2026-08-12 through the Pons V2 launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Supply is 1,000,000,000, minted once — fixed, with no further minting, no taxes, no pause, no blacklist. Trading runs on a public bonding curve; when the curve is bought out, the launch graduates automatically into a Uniswap v4 pool whose liquidity is locked permanently — no unlock exists for anyone, the team and Pons included. The contract address is published on this site and the verified X account only.

No presale, no paid whitelist, no hidden wallets. There is one disclosed team allocation: 11.4% of supply (114M DOLR), held in the single public team wallet and used for community campaigns, building and operations. It originated as a creator purchase in the launch transaction — a deviation from the originally published zero-buy plan, disclosed in full on the transparency page before the contract address was announced. Any future team buy or sell is announced before execution. Any “$DOLR presale link” you encounter is a scam.

The contract is published in exactly two places, simultaneously: this website and the verified X account. Check both and make sure they match. Administrators will never DM you a contract, ask for a seed phrase, request tokens for an “airdrop” or offer early access. Monty cannot recover funds sent to fake contracts. He is a fictional dog.

The token itself has no transfer tax. Trading pays a fee fixed at launch by the Pons V2 contracts and shared between the protocol, the disclosed creator wallet and the platform’s buyback vault; the fee can never be raised. The creator share is visible on-chain and used for design, hosting, moderation, taxes and a contingency reserve, not for price support or burns. Details on the transparency page.

Not at launch, deliberately. The project will not use charity as marketing. If a donation initiative ever happens, it will be announced only after a formal, written arrangement with a recipient exists — with the recipient, calculation method, payment schedule and transaction evidence published so it can be independently verified.

Holders are “the Committee,” and the Committee makes content, not price coordination: weekly Treat Price Index reports, votes on entirely fictional policy decisions, Barkward Guidance press conferences, the Beige Bark report, memes and lore. The community never coordinates purchases, never “defends a floor” and doesn't describe large holders as market makers. That's a rule, not a vibe.

Don't trust — verify. Every factual claim the project makes (creator allocation, wallet activity, fees, liquidity status) is either on-chain or linked from the transparency page. Where something can't be verified yet, the page says “pending” instead of pretending. If you ever find a claim that can't be checked, that's a bug — report it.

Which one of you said “treat”?